TRUE CRIME STORIES

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Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.

A Couple of dope heads.....

Three college students at the annual Halloween Fantasy Festival in Key West Florida decided to smoke some marijuana. They were amazed at how fast the police found and arrested them. It turned out that these meatheads were smoking pot in front of an air vent leading into a police station. It did not take the cops too long to figure out where that stench came from.



Hi.. Can I get my Oil changed.....

A 45 year-old lady was arrested in San Antonio, Texas, after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change. According to police, the lady later said that she didn't realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to change the oil.

. A Ticket to Jail..... John Doe of Pennsauken, New Jersey decided to rob the Hill-Rom Corp, again. However, he needed to keep the door from closing fully behind him, so he used a paper to keep the lock from closing. That paper happens to be a traffic ticket with his name and address on it. Needless to say, this idiot is behind bars.

Classified as Stupid.....

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the classifieds and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

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