I just thought this would be some comic relief from what we have been through for the past several weeks...
This was taken from the Alameda County District Attorney's Office publication "The Point of View:" In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here's what happened:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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