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IF YOU REMEMBER HANNIBAL READ THIS , wooden nickel

  Author:  27583  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/23/2001 5:27:00 PM)
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Hannibal Chips From Marina ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Do you know what Hannibal calls John Goodman? Dinner for two.

Do you know what Hannibal calls the phone book? A menu.

Do you know what Hannibal calls Hillary Clinton? Frozen dinner.

Do you know what Hannibal calls Abe Vigoda and Erik Estrada? Fish and chips.

Do you know why Hannibal was sorry he ate the guy at the Texaco station? Gave him gas.

Do you know what Hannibal calls the women of Temptation Island? ores d'oeuvres.

Do you know what Hannibal calls a homeless man? Hungry man dinner.

Do you know what Hannibal calls Kate Moss? Lean Cuisine.

Do you know what Hannibal calls the guy who runs the electric chair? Chef

Do you know what Hannibal calls Mike Tyson? A wannabe.

Do you know what Hannibal calls a boy band? An extra value meal.

Do you know what Hannibal calls Britney Spears and Christine Agulirea? Pop Tarts.

Do you know what Hannibal calls Richard Simmons? Flaming desert.



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Date: 9/23/2001 5:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 35853    Those are great! Have a nice day!  
Date: 9/23/2001 5:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    *Pouts* ok this isn't funny my dad rented hanibal and we were going to watch it today but my friend draggggggged me off to help her find a homecoming dress and I never got to see the movie...*Pouts*  
Date: 9/23/2001 5:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    LMAO! those were great Uncle Wooden nickel lol I especially liked the one about Tyson and the pop bands... lol Joke on!!!! *huggles* Love, Amanda  
Date: 9/23/2001 5:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 30743    ROTFLMAO, I love Hannibal and these were absolutely wonderful!!! LOL! Love and Big Monkey Hugs!!!  
Date: 9/23/2001 5:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 35853    Hey monkeyluvr! As much as yopu like to eat, you would like this!  
Date: 9/23/2001 5:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 19625    LMAO, I loved it, heehee, that's hilarious, thankies for posting this Wooden Nickle! Much Love,  
Date: 9/23/2001 6:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 38601    lol i liked the one about britney spears and christina aguilera-PrincessRoxieRage  
Date: 9/23/2001 6:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 21233    LMAO soooooo funny, i never saw the movie though. Peace.  
Date: 9/23/2001 6:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 42260    LOL
Date: 9/23/2001 7:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 40541    those are good i know a few more but there not so nice  
Date: 9/23/2001 9:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 30743    Well Dang, now how bout that? I ate all your cars, when Mommy's not lookin' I'mma chomp YOU! Ha ha ha! And I'll get away with it, too! He he he! Love and Big Monkey Hugs!!! to both Dang and Wooden Nickel, lol!  
Date: 9/25/2001 5:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 20622    LOL!LOL!
Date: 7/17/2002 12:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 56837    lol, that was great! I like the 'Pop Tarts' one!   
Date: 8/14/2002 9:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 58454    OMG these are sooo funny lmmfao  
Date: 10/7/2006 4:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL!  

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