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Date: 9/9/2001 11:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 34119
Interesting Story lmao   |
Date: 9/9/2001 11:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
lmao... omg I liked that... Maybe i'll try it sometime....   |
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Date: 9/9/2001 11:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
someone said this to me once. he said: Did it hurt? I said: huh, did what hurt? he said, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? |
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Date: 9/9/2001 11:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 34758
"do you have african american in you." (Wait for answer.) "do you want some?" Another guy came up to me at a party.. he had 2 little flashing red lights and said "do you wanna go for a ride." i thought that was cute.  |
Date: 9/9/2001 11:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 40881
Don't I know you from somewhere?I hate that one! ~daijha~  |
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Date: 9/9/2001 11:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 34758
Oh yeah... "I lost my number, can I have yours?" |
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Date: 9/9/2001 11:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
Can I have directions to your heart? Cause I just got lost in your eye's... This is my Fave one.. |
Date: 9/9/2001 11:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hello Sun Angel. That was indeed a super pick-up line. I said, "Hey baby remember me, we used to play like we were married, when we were kids."...She said, "Oh yea, well don't you remember, I divorced you 15 years ago.".... Bang, bang, she shot me down....lol..Good post Sun Angel. Write on....  |
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Date: 9/10/2001
From Authorid: 40881
Or..I lost my phone number..can I have yours?~daijha~ |
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Date: 9/10/2001 12:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 40881
oops LoveKisses^^^^~daijha~ |
Date: 9/10/2001 12:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 10754
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call the minute I found the girl of my dreams....  |
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Date: 9/10/2001 12:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 10754
I'm new in town.........can I sleep in your bed? |
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Date: 9/10/2001 12:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 10754
Hey, what are you doing hanging with those Chicken McNuggets, when you could be with the Big Mac? |
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Date: 9/10/2001 12:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 40881
Jason!Do any of these work 4 you!!lol..~daijha~ |
Date: 9/10/2001 12:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 18406
Here a new one I heard "Are you from Tennasee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see." hmmm another one..."What say we rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together?" That's all I know  |
Date: 9/10/2001 12:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 39258
oh my gosh, i was out on a date from heCK and the guy was sitting next to me and goes 'did i tell you about the time i went fishing with my grandpa' and im like 'um, no' and hes like 'yea, i caught fish this big' and he puts out his hands about 8 inches apart (to show me how big 8 inches is..) and i'm like 'neat' and he goes 'yea, and then the next day i caught one this big' and he opens his hands about to a foot and im just kinda sitting there watching and go 'okay' and then he goes 'yea, then the day after that, i caught one THIS big' and he puts one arm around me. i totally squirmed away and told him to stop being retarded...it was soooo horrible -telsha |
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Date: 9/10/2001 12:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 10754
Actually, the only one that REALLY worked for me ( oh man, I probably shouldn't tell this one, lol ).....I had just started dating this one girl, and she was wearing shorts and sandals.....anyhoo, I grabbed a pin and started making little dots at her foot, then her ankle, then her shin.....when she asked what I was doing, I told her I figured I'd play Connect The Dots with my lips.......it worked.....not exactly a pick-up line, but hey....lol |
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Date: 9/10/2001 12:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 39258
jason, you stud!! LOL -telsha |
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Date: 9/10/2001 12:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 40881
LOL@Jason!!You little player!!!~daijha~ |
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Date: 9/10/2001 12:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 41744
i had this guy come up tp me once and say. that shirt and those pants look really nice on you but they would look better on my bedroom floor. -WickedHatchetGirl  |
Date: 9/10/2001 12:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 21714
The Dummmest one I have ever had said to me was at a club and this girl told me how much of a light weight she was and she only got drunk after like one beer... then she asked me if I was buying....... its ok, I still went home alone that night!  |
Date: 9/10/2001 1:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 36766
the dumbest one I've ever heard was "Do you wash your pants w/ Windex? Because I can see myself in them" how cheezy is that? lol  |
Date: 9/10/2001 2:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 28336
i heard a few good ones......well good and stupid that is.....one guy asked me if i was tired.....cuz i was running through his mind all day......that was a really stupid one....didn't work either.......the one i like the best though...and this one worked......10 years ago this guy drove down my street and asked me if i would call his brother.......me and my husband just celebrated our 10th anniversary.......the guy who drove down the street was his brother.....needless to say.....that one worked......and it still makes me laugh......  |
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Date: 9/10/2001 2:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 28336
another stupid one....can't help it.....this one time i was out with my sister and this guy came up to us and said we must be on the 10 most wanted list.....because it is a crime to look that good......needless to say....it didn't work........ |
Date: 9/10/2001 3:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 27051
LMAO these are halarious!!!!!! I gotta try some of these out! but what's c*m?  |
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Date: 9/10/2001 3:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 27051
you, me, glow-in-the-dark handcuffs... any questions? |
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Date: 9/10/2001 3:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 27051
wow... all those curves and me with no brakes!!! |
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Date: 9/10/2001 4:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 21714
Then there is the ever classic, " If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?? " |
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Date: 9/10/2001 4:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 21714
Man, my phone number stinks... can I have yours??? |
Date: 9/10/2001 5:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 4548
guy tugged on the tag of my shirt. "i just wanted to see if you were made in heaven" lol that's the cleanest one i've ever heard, anyway.  |
Date: 9/10/2001 6:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 24963
LOL Oh man, I kind of got a ego boost last friday at a bar(I don't think I am good looking at all). Well anyway I was up at the bar getting me and a friend a beer, and these 2 guys turn around the first one says hey we're lonely, wanna make us feel better?(how lame but the guy was cute so it boosted my ego!) The second guy was just starring at me and says I love you, your the one! (LOL also very lame and dumb). Of course they didn't work(I'm married) But like I said it boosted my ego that 2 guys were trying to pick me up! LOL  |
Date: 9/10/2001 6:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 14572
LOL...Well, I have heard my fair share of bad pick up lines... How about, Hey look at my muscles, see how big they are...They could hold and comfort you in your moment of need... LOL... Didn't work... Ummmmm lets see...lol...Hey lets do something dangerous, your place or mine? LMAO.... Actually that one worked....Didn't it Jedi?  |
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Date: 9/10/2001 6:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 14572
How about this one.... Hey, I am looking for the key to your heart, or your front door, which ever is more conveinent!! LOL...that one was pretty bad... Or...LOL...Hey did you know I am learning to read a map? My reply "No, good for you!!" "But" he replies, "I am not very good at it, could help me?" "How can I help you?" I say...He said, "by letting me follow your curves all the way back to my place!!" LMAO... That one was like off the charts on bad pick up lines... Actually I laughed so hard I spit my drink out all over the place...and him.. |
Date: 9/10/2001 7:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 3538
lol,that one is new!!I don't use any pick up lines,nor have I had them used on me.  |
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Date: 9/10/2001 7:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 3538
lol,that one is new!!I don't use any pick up lines,nor have I had them used on me. |
Date: 9/10/2001 7:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 36459
I think that most of these are pretty funny, but I never used any "lines". Honesty and sincerity always worked fine for me. ~ Chooselife  |
Date: 9/10/2001 7:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 1574
well, these are the pick up lines that have not worked so far..." Jedi you're adorable"...yeah whatever..."come with me into my dungeon of terror"...fat chance on that happening..." greetings to where ever it is you call your space, and it that means below your belt, well I kiss you there then." <--------- not a chance in hell sister!  |
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Date: 9/10/2001 7:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 14572
LMAO@Jedi.... Well I know for a fact, that was NOT me who used those lines!! |
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Date: 9/10/2001 7:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 1574
Here's one that kathy used the first time I met her.." Hey you, ova here"... later she used this one..." I said now!"... then this one she use to use on me alot when other chicks were in chat.." Jedi?...1...2...3" But my favorite line Kathy has ever said to me...and it makes me melt everytime she says it.." Carlos? you're mine." <---- that will do it for me all the time! |
Date: 9/10/2001 8:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 27845
Is it hot in here or is it just you?? *LMAO*  |
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Date: 9/10/2001 8:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 27845
I've had that one used on me heaps of times.. *lol* But it's never worked, the most they got was a dirty look |
Date: 9/10/2001 8:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 36487
(gets out notepad and starts writting these down like crazy) :P LMAO  |
Date: 9/10/2001 9:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 25438
That is a good one!!!  |
Date: 9/10/2001 10:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 277
The worst was "This is my friend "crackers" (as he pointed downward) Want to come eat crackers in my bed?"  |
Date: 9/10/2001 5:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 943
I'd have to think that was the best I ever heard also. LOL  |
Date: 9/11/2001 5:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 17051
lol ya I have had most of these used on me. O I got 1 that some kid used on me at a dance. Are those space pants cuz your * butt* is out of this world! it's a bad 1 cuz it doesn't work. hehe it's just too funny.  |
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Date: 9/12/2001 3:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 28363
I love you Aussies, what treasures you are! The only pick up line I know is, *hey, can I pick that up for you, maam*  |
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Date: 9/12/2001 3:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 28363
I am gonna book mark this, because i need all the help I can get. ~(^: |
Date: 9/13/2001 11:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 20956
ROTFLMAO!!!! OMG!! These are fantastic .... and i thought i'd heard some shockers!! How about: Hi, iam lost....would you take me home? .... LOL!!  |
Date: 12/30/2001 6:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 16376
umm.."I lost my phone number can i have yours?" and "Do you eat a lot of Lucky Charms because you are magically delicious!" LOL I have heard some worse ones I can't say here. I think the best is when I guy comes up to you and says "How you doin?" lol  |
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