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Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password =^- . - ^=

  Author:  39782  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/9/2001 7:03:00 PM)
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I hope you all enjoy this extremely funny andvice thingy /joke and if you have a CAT watch for the signs!!LOL!! I can tell you right now i really enjoyed this joke byebye -lub--------tail----

Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password

10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

8. You find you`ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

7. Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/.

6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CrazyDog."

4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

2. On IRC you`re known as the IronMouser.

1. There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

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Date: 9/9/2001 7:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!! reaaar -Cartman (Southpark) -telsha  
Date: 9/9/2001 7:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 36779    LMAO those were funny!!! Hahahaha thanks for sharing!!!  
Date: 9/9/2001 7:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 42523    LMAO this is too cute..HDFroggie  
Date: 9/9/2001 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 37809    LOL!! those are really great. DGNR84Life  
Date: 9/9/2001 7:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39782    lol,yep I agree! lol -tail-
  
Date: 9/9/2001 7:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39782    yep yep yep
  
Date: 9/9/2001 7:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 13985    LOL aww cute little kitty.. lol.. thats so funny.. lol  
Date: 9/9/2001 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    Oh thank god, I've only got half the signs...phew....hehehehe  
Date: 9/9/2001 8:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    omg, rotflmao, that was funny, i like the 1 about the little kittie carpel tunnle braces, lmoa,  
Date: 9/9/2001 9:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 38507    hahaha real cute hun that was cute.  
Date: 9/9/2001 10:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO!!! These are great. I have 2 cats, and they are forever trying get up here around the computer!  
Date: 9/10/2001 1:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 42563    lol..... man I have noticed a couple of these *looks at kitten with an innocient look on its face* Nakoma ( Maybe it was the dog)  
Date: 9/10/2001 6:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 27051    Dude of war says it's ok if i come on... he says he likes the speakers smelling faintly like fish! /\ . . /\  
Date: 9/10/2001 11:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 35629    aw how cute my kitty better stay away lol  
Date: 11/16/2001 8:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    lol cute!! i love cats!  
Date: 3/26/2003 12:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    These were cute and funny. LOL.  

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