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If these celebrities got married...funny marriage names!!!lol

  Author:  30401  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/8/2001 8:41:00 PM)
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If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. If Tuesday Weld married Hal March III, she'd be Tuesday March 3. If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver. If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd Be Boog Alou. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

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Date: 9/8/2001 8:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 40290    lol that was funny ~Mysticlady  
Date: 9/8/2001 8:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 11749    lol... those were great! Thanks for sharing!  
Date: 9/8/2001 8:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 21233    LOL!!!! Peace.  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao, thats funny, he he he he  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 11348    LOL!! Those are great!  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 37038    lolololol to cute lololol,,,alicenchains1  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 42515    haha! That was cute! ~BarbieGirl~  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    LMAO these were great! *huggles* Love, Amanda  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 39249    lololololol these are funny ~Obsessed Rebel~  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!........:~D  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 37809    LOL, these were great!! DGNR84Life  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 41677    LoL  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 38906    those are sooo cool! LOL! ~cookielox  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    lol these are crazy haha  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 26303    LOL, did it take you long to work on this. Its very good.  
Date: 9/8/2001 10:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 39380    LMAO!!!!!Cute Kylee
Date: 9/8/2001 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 14108    These are very funny!  
Date: 9/8/2001 10:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 36850    lol those were cool. moe15  
Date: 9/8/2001 10:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    Lol, these are so funny, especially Ivana's weiner name.  
Date: 9/8/2001 11:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 18928    lol tks for the smile tonight  
Date: 9/9/2001 10:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 16614    These are hilarious!! Thanx for sharing!  
Date: 9/9/2001 5:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 42619    LoL  
Date: 9/10/2001 1:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 42563    LOL.. MAn those were great! I laughed so hard I almost fell outta my chair. thanks for the laugh! Nakoma  

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