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You know you've bought a cheap computer if...........

  Author:  30401  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/8/2001 8:37:00 PM)
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Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics". The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?" The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!" The only chip inside is a Dorito. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.

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Date: 9/8/2001 8:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 35853    Mine is in black and white! Have a nice day!  
Date: 9/8/2001 8:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 21233    Mine is okay and it runs okay and it crashed once and i hope i never have to do any of thoes things above and thoes are sooooooo funny. Peace.  
Date: 9/8/2001 9:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 37448    lmao...  
Date: 9/9/2001 12:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    Sounds like a computer I know! Lmao!  

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