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Absz Ur A Nut... - Eddy

  Author:  19869  Category:(Poetry) Created:(9/1/2001 9:40:00 AM)
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Absz ur a nut,
And you got a purple butt...
Just cos u pretend to be shy,
Ur a pyscho to a trained eye!

(now for the soppy bit...)

I met u one day at a train station,
While you had your hands in your pocket.
I saw ur pretty lil face,
And asked you, "are you you?"

You sed yup,
And thats when i knew,
Id love you forever,
And then you went!

So now im missing you,
And writing a poem thats pooh (as in winnie the pooh bear!!) :p
Hurry up and come back,
Im missing you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lol emmm who else wants a weirdo to wrote a poem bout them??
is that the admins i hear calling? ok ur next :P

Eddy

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Date: 9/1/2001 9:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 17673    awwww thats cute  
Date: 9/1/2001 9:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 17673    yeah u are a wierdo   
Date: 9/1/2001 9:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 36779    awwww... this is so cute LoL and Absz you are a nut!!! Heeheeehee i wanna a poem about me!!!! Heeheeheee  
Date: 9/1/2001 9:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 21266    awwwww lmao ohmigod hehehehehe dats err, sooo sweeeeet and soo err..weeeiiird lolololol ur 2 cute
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Date: 9/1/2001 9:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    ROFLMAO!!! Verrrrry cute   
Date: 9/1/2001 9:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 30743    Absz is being sweet today, that is scary. Great Poem!!!! Love and Big Monkey Hugs!!  
Date: 9/1/2001 9:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 21266    Monkey!! whatz so scary about me being sweet? im always sweet!..i think  
Date: 9/1/2001 10:03:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19869    absz is 100% sweet!!! nothing but sweet... no room in her for anything else... not even a lil bit of niceness... just sweet   
Date: 9/1/2001 10:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 21266    sweet=nice. explain urself   
Date: 9/1/2001 10:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 36779    Oh sure Absz is 100% sweet... yeah right. LOL  
Date: 9/1/2001 10:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 30743    Ummmm, okay Absz, where was this sweet Absz when you glued my head to the wall a few months back? Hmmmmmmm? Hee Hee  
Date: 9/1/2001 10:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 21266    Monkey!! Im shocked!! I do that stuff coz I LOVE YOU TO BITS MY MONKEY! The more I glue u to stuff, the more my love increases, *glues ur head, toes, hands and err nose on the toilet seat* Now how can you deny my extreme love for you? huh?? erm..sum1 shut me up  
Date: 9/1/2001 10:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 36779    *glues Absz lips together* what you told someone to shut you up!!!   
Date: 9/1/2001 10:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 30743    OMG, I'm glued to the toilet, OMG!!!! Heeeeellllpppppp! LOL Absz, okay, ya love me, I love you to bits, too!! LOLOLOL, you got any turpentine???? Eeek, well, if I'm glued to something, it's best that it be the toilet, lol, least I won't soil myself, lol!!!! Love and Big Monkey Hugs!!!!  
Date: 9/1/2001 10:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 30743    Oh Oh, my lil granddaughter, good job!!!!  
Date: 9/1/2001 10:21:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19869    ummm u keep going... makes my poem look great cos its getting soooooo many replies... n im soooooooo glad absz dont love me!! lolololol  
Date: 9/1/2001 10:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 30743    Monkey loves Eddy!!!! Hee Hee, Monkey will wuv and wuv and wuv you!!! ROTFLMAO!!!  
Date: 9/1/2001 10:32:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19869    suck up all u want!!! u aint getting no poem bout ya!!! (wuv u 2 but dont tell ppl cos ill go beetroot coloured (yeh im english!!! so I CAN SPELL!!) on ya.... lalalalalalala
  
Date: 9/1/2001 10:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 30743    ROTFLMAO, dang, found out!!! Hee Hee OMG, Okay, what's a Monkey to do... You can have a nanner!!! My Nanners are the best! ROTFLMAO!!!! Ummmmm, Love and Big Monkey Hugs!!! No, GIANT Monkey hugs!!!  
Date: 9/1/2001 10:53:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19869    rotflmao... did u ever meet dizzy me?? i aint seen ne of her posts in the last 50 debates so i guess shes got booted or gone for a long walk or something... she kinda had a thing bout ppl wiv their hugz n kisses n nerf bats n stuff n made a post bout it... u reminded me of dat   
Date: 9/1/2001 11:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 7415    omg ur crazy!!  
Date: 9/1/2001 11:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 30743    LOL Dizzy Me, LOL, I have met her, LOL, but I try to stay away from her debates, she filet's me, LOL, Filet of Monkey is NOT good, lol!!!! LABMH!!!!!  
Date: 9/18/2001 7:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 13437    LOL...great poem!!haha  

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