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Two Canadians ~Meagan~

  Author:  28713  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/28/2001 8:05:00 PM)
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Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."



~Meagan~



I have nothing against Canadians I just thought this was funny.

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Date: 8/28/2001 8:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 22188    Lol that's cute.. I have a Canadian friend who does construction and home repair..including laying tiles. I'll have to be sure and tell him this one   
Date: 8/28/2001 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 39272    lol i just told my dad, hes cracking up ~SuPeRmOnKeY~  
Date: 8/28/2001 8:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 32070    LOL. I just had a blonde moment. Took me a sec to get it! :P *HUGS*  
Date: 8/28/2001 8:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...HEY! I'm a Canadian and I take offense at this joke! We are not that stupid! It goes without saying that you bring a case of beer up onto the roof just in case something like you mentioned might happen. You just stay on the roof and drink beer until someone passes by to give you a hand with the ladder. Sheesh! Americans must think that the cold has affected our brains!  
Date: 8/28/2001 8:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 23101    LMAO cute littlw joke there meagen thank you gor sharing with us! Love,  
Date: 8/28/2001 9:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    a beam of light? This is worse than the blonde jokes lol...  
Date: 8/29/2001 2:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 27051    ahem... why can't they be blonds? or french? j/k!!! i must be canadian  
Date: 9/29/2002 7:44:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   LOL! good one

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