An Irishman, a Mexican, and a redneck were doing construction work on a scaffold on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the irishman said: "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get Corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The mexican opened his lunch box and said," Burritos again?? If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump too."
The redneck opened his lunch and said," Bologna again. If i get a bologna sandwich one more time im jumping too,"
NEXT DAY:
The Irishman opens his lunch box,sees Corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.
The mexican opens his lunch,sees a burrito and jumps too.
The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife is weeping. Sh esays, " If I'd have known how tired he really was of Corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again."
The mexican's wife also weeps and says." I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated Buttios so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife, and she said, " Hey don't look at me....that dumbbutt makes his own lunch."
LOL I didn't mean to make offense to n e 1, mexicans or irish, im mostly irish myself!
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