ODE TO USM ***SHELLY***

Hey all, I was noticing all of the interesting aliases on this site and I thought I'd have a little fun with them. I would have liked to include everyone but that's pretty much impossible, since there are so many of us. I'm sorry to anyone I left out, but I still love you all the same. You're all part of the story even if you're not mentioned, because without all of you there would be no story. Hope you like it.

I'm sure you'll notice all the aliases are in caps.

The line was forming at the door to see the side show act, they paid thier PENNY, 44, the concert hall was packed.



MR. DJ took the stage, he took a hearty bow, the audience of every age, awaits what happens now.

"Welcome all, young and old, feel free to speak your mind, be yourself, and break the mold, in here we love every kind."

"Please join me in thanking, Sir RADMAN (he's the first), for dreaming of and making, this place to quench our thirst."

"And to the Lady GINGER, the hostess of our show, where great minds come to mingle, where great minds come to grow."

"Tonight it seems that LADYLUCK is standing by our side, for royalty has run amok, and joined our bumpy ride."

"Please kneel before KING CASPIAN, his crown is hard not to be seen, and curtesy to her highness, the KARAOKE QUEEN."

"And seated there beside them, her taggies flashing bright, her heart now shows, it's PRINCESS JEN, she's come again tonight."

"Now put your hands together, for our first guest of the night, My THUMB up for MONKEYLUVR, let's start this show out right."

The crowd goes wild with admiration, as she bounces into view, "Thank you all, for the standing ovation, this one's just for you."

The animals, march two by two, TEDDYBEAR, HAWK , AUNTBEE, Here comes the hero, red, white, and blue, It's a bird, a plane, it's SUPERMONKEY.

Lord BCAR takes the reigns, "Let's liven up this show, state your case, release your pains, we've no where else to go."

Then from the crowd, a hiss, a boo, heads turn, faces smiling, without a HECKLER, what would we do, to get the masses riling?

Next on stage THE THINKER, she's ready to debate, who'll come on up and face'er, who's first to take the bait?

FIRSTBORN jumps upon the stage, "I'll fight you to the end" They fight and fight, displaying rage, then wind up being friends.

DEWDROP BECKY next in line, to do her comic act, she brings the smiles, we all feel fine, she leaves us with a laugh.

MOONGIRL, takes the mike, "It's time to go my friends, the moon is high, it's finally night, but the fun will never end."

"Please don't fret and worry, for we'll be back again, No need to get PARANOID, We'll have coffee, you know when."

"TOODLES, everybody, until morning."

***Shelly***

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