This is what happens when the world receives mixed signals...everything goes haywire, including our use of important words....
Oh say can you see........forgive us of our sins and the daily bread..amen to the home of the free reunited we stand...
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be held against the tree one nation in divisible till death do us part.....
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth by the dawns early light...speak now or forever hold your peace.....
I pledge of alligence to the flag.............................you may be seated
I have a dream that one day...the force will guide you....this is your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaather...no..noooooooooooooooo..reellleasseeeee meeee..
Scooby dooby doo where are you have no fear mighty mouse is here.........tudunn dunn dunn da dunnnnnnnnn.....meek meek....furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm!!
Uh huh uh huh pepsi cola yeah you got it...now scream..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...wave yo' hands in tha air, and wave them like you just don't care..................
Silly rabbit trix are for kids, rrriiiiigghhhttttt, i gotta have my pops........
Freeeze..get down on the ground..don't move..put your hands in the air...spread your legs while we search for condiments...
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