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Ha!!...And they thought we were serious!!

  Author:  34049  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/8/2001 9:57:00 PM)
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While cruising at 40,000 feet, an airplane shudders and a nervous passenger looks out the window."Good Lord!" he screams. "One of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers leave their seats and come running over; suddenly the aircraft is rocked by another blast as a second engine explodes on the other side. The passengers are in a panic, and even the stewardesses can't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strides from the cockpit and assures everyone that there is nothing to worry about. His words and his cool demeanor make most of the passengers feel better, and they sit down as the pilot calmly walks to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabs several packages from under the seats and begins handing them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attaches a package to his or her back. "Hey," says an alert passenger, "aren't those parachutes?" The pilot says that they are. The passenger goes on, "I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?" "There isn't," replies the pilot as the third engine explodes. "We're going to get help."

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Date: 8/8/2001 10:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 36635    LOL! That was funny! OMG! ~*Emily*~  
Date: 8/8/2001 10:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34049    LOL...i was laughin while typin it....lol  
Date: 8/8/2001 10:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 18870    hahaha thanks I needed a laugh...  
Date: 8/8/2001 10:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmoa, that is 2 funny,  
Date: 8/8/2001 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 21499    lmao...thats funny!! Peace love and all that good stuff  
Date: 8/8/2001 10:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34049    LOL..thnx guyz...I'm still laughin...LOL  

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