"The Mafia" dream I had.... very funky

This dream started out at an anime convention and I was with my 2 friends, Nicole and Chantel (The 2 most innocent people I know). Buy suddenly the anime convention turned into a porn convention, and we ran out of there. (None of us like porn very much) and I immediately lost them, but then these 2 mafia guy started to chase me, so I ran towards the lake (I lived on the other side of this HUGE lake) and attempted to swim across, and they swam after me. Well, after a while they started to catch up, when one of the dudes said "Paddle this way, you'll go faster" and he showed me what he was talking about. So I did it, and I out swam one of them and made it to shore with the other chasing me. Once on shore the guy cought me and said "You know you want to kiss me, come on, kiss me, KISS me!" (I must admit, he was kinda cute) But when I told him to go away and that he was disturbing me, he started to choke me! Then I sighted my ex-boyfriend on a date with some girl, he saw me and said, "Hey Jen, how's it going?" But I couldn't really answer him because of the hands around my throat, so then he said, "Do you want some help?" so he knoched the guy out. Then we all jumped in his minivan and he took us to their hideout (for some odd reason) and started packing their stuff. I could see the sun starting to come up so I started whining at him to hurry up. AND THEN I saw the bad guys mowing their lawn!! (Don't ask) so they cought us and took himm and his girlfriend out back and slightly killed them, whlie I was sitting in a corner. Then this guy who looked like a crack addict was all like, "Push the button!! PUSH THE BUTTON!!!!!! come on! PUSH THE BUTTON!!!" (He was sitting right beside a big red button) I told him no, quite fiercly, and then I woke up. What do you think I ate that caused THAT dream?!

-Kitsune

it made me appreciate the Mafia more...

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