Redneck letter, trust me this is funny!

Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writning this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happened 20miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldnt have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though. Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather is bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days amd the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubo licked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. OSme men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch we driving. he rolled the window down and swam to saftey. Your other two were in the back. they drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There is much more news this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt, Mom

I thought this was so funny even tho I live in Tennessee, my grandpa sends us this stuff to make fun of us beacuse we came from Seattle.

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