The Urban Legend of Christian Phihpers' Locker

Once apon a time my freind got high, as she often does, and she acsadently stumbled inside the dirtl thilth of Christian Phiphers locker. It must be said that Christian was no normal boy. You see he was turned down by the same girl one too many times and well turned to a life of not so good stuff. One day he came to school in shorts and what used to be hairy like a monkey legs were shaved!!!!!!! Thats right shave bare bare as a babys reer end. Y,es it is true Christian was a different boy and as for his locker: moldy, full of dirty gym socks, and old crustless sandwhiches. Well as I was saying my friend got high and thought it would be funny to see just what is the mysterious sound that comes from this disterbed boys locker, so she looked inside and if there are children in this room i must tell you they must leave !!!!! Now she saw treese and shrubs and gym socks and old papers with the sign of F- on them. Hidden mysteriouslly behind the trees she found a door way but not just any door way. No, this was a magical door way that led to a magical land she calls Narnia!!!!!! dun dun duuuuuunnnn!!!!!!!! Well her being high and all she was not too good at decision making so she opened the door and went in! To think of all the dumb things to do I would never of done thta well mabe I would have but i know the out come of the story and your jsut a reader so read on. Any saIN PERSON WOULD BE JUST ALITTLE WEIRDED OUT BYE NOW , but not her, not then ,and not there. What she saw when she stepped inside was like none of her other outcomes of her other adventures. She saw alittle half goat half man. She said hello. He said "Hihihi I'm Mr.Tumnis. How are you my child? Come to my secret layer where I will lure you into a deep sleep so I can kidnap you!!! ahahahahahaha "Alright that sounds very fun" said my friend. Of corse as I said she was high and not to good at desision making so she went with him . Before she could step inside Mr.Tumns's secret layer out of the sky dropped a basket full of turkish delight !!!!!!! She ate a piece. It was so delisoise and addicting. Oh no she figured out why it was so adicting .......it had a secret ingreedience chemical ex. No I mean fairy dust. No I mean angel dust. Yea angel dust! Yea yea thats it. She needed more of this agel dusted turkish delight but Mr.Tumnis soon sounding like a bar tender said I think you've had enough. No no my friend cryed. Just one more piece. And that is how my freind because an adict the end ooooppppppppps I was supposed to tell you about Christians locker Well, Mr.Tumnis kicked her out of Narnia and was forever band from Christians locker. My friend had a new understanding of Christian after that wonderful adventure. She now knew why he was constantly looking over his sholder to see if anyone was following him or why he liked to make sweet treats in the kitchen so much or why he had shaved his legs....it was all because of that curssed Mr.Tumnis. You see Mr.Tumnis can get inside your head and mess you up so much. If my friend haden't been so strong she wouldn't have survived. And you wouldn't have been reading this story right now

THE END

that was my friends story, she made it up...but some of it is true...... ahhhhhhhh!!!! *~*AngeldoLL*~*

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