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KILLER BREATH

  Author:  34049  Category:(Poetry) Created:(7/27/2001 9:57:00 PM)
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Having bad breath can conquer all
If u blow one time u can make them fall
It makes some people run away like the wind
But the breath follows them and says "you have sinned"

Birds will fall out the sky
Skunks will play dead when u pass by
Ur teeth will evacuate in a hurry
Toe jams and farts will begin to worry

Killer breath will leave ur top lip musky
while ur bottom lip is chapped and crusty
Ur eyes will roll, ur eyelashes will disappear
Every time u talk ur words come out visible and clear

If u want to know why people run
Follow these instructions and u'll see how it's done
Stand in a corner while covering the sides of ur face
When u smell ur own breath, ur mind will become totally erased






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Date: 7/27/2001 10:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!! thanks for the laugh I sooooooooooo needed this!!!!! thankies!!  
Date: 7/27/2001 10:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 21233    LMAO  
Date: 7/27/2001 10:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 11234    lol, that was funny stuff

Birda
  
Date: 7/27/2001 10:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 37038    lololololololoolooololooolol are you trying to give me a hint ? lololo...alicenchains1  
Date: 7/27/2001 10:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34049    lol...thanks guuuys....lmao.....i'm just a looney person thats all.....i can be funny one minute...then i'm....mannnnnn i'm always actin silly.....lol..babyphatflirt43  
Date: 7/27/2001 10:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 7/27/2001 10:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 10915    LMAO  
Date: 7/28/2001 1:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 24731    HEHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHA! This Is A Really Funny Poem! You Should Be A Comidian Poet!hehe! Many Laughs! Hehe ****SugarFairie*****

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