Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index Go to Free account page
Go to frequently asked mystery questions Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index
Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3
 
 New Mystery StoryNew Unsolved Mystery UserLogon to Unsolved MysteriesRead Random Mystery StoryChat on Unsolved MysteriesMystery Coffee houseGeneral Mysterious AdviceSerious Mysterious AdviceReplies Wanted on these mystery stories
 




Show Stories by
Newest
Recently Updated
Wanting Replies
Recently Replied to
Discussions&Questions
Site Suggestions
Highest Rated
Most Rated
General Advice

Ancient Beliefs
Angels, God, Spiritual
Animals&Pets
Comedy
Conspiracy Theories
Debates
Dreams
Dream Interpretation
Embarrassing Moments
Entertainment
ESP
General Interest
Ghosts/Apparitions
Hauntings
History
Horror
Household tips
Human Interest
Humor / Jokes
In Recognition of
Lost Friends/Family
Missing Persons
Music
Mysterious Happenings
Mysterious Sounds
Near Death Experience
Ouija Mysteries
Out of Body Experience
Party Line
Philosophy
Poetry
Prayers
Predictions
Psychic Advice
Quotes
Religious / Religions
Reviews
Riddles
Science
Sci-fi
Serious Advice
Strictly Fiction
Unsolved Crimes
UFOs
Urban Legends
USM Events and People
USM Games
In Memory of
Self Help
Search Stories:


Stories By AuthorId:


Google
Web Site   

Bookmark and Share



Being poor

  Author:  34049  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/27/2001 7:17:00 PM)
This post has been Viewed (1070 times)

being poor sucks...take it from sally joe bob she knows how it is. it's tough being broke these days, and the jobs her parents are workin at doesn't pay them enough to support 6 children...ages 2,4,6,8,10,and 12... They were so poor they couldn't afford a fan so they just blew on each other..their house was so small, it's not a house anymore it's just a hoo... u could just walk through the front door and trip over the back fence....also if u eat in the kitchen ur elbows end up in the livingroom...*the ceiling fan just hits all four corners of the wall....and when they watched eight is enough they could only see four...their hoo was so dirty, u'd have to wipe ur feet to go outside..they put kool-aid in their toilet so people'll think they have 2,000 flushes...for christmas the only they exchanged were.....glances..and the kids watched a videotape of other kids playing with toys...they only got four channels, o-o-f-o..out of f00kin order...and the remote had four letters on it o-o-f-o...and when i went to visit sally, i asked her mom for something to eat and she gave me a BLT sandwich....BREAD, LETTUCE, AND A LOT OF TOMATOES.....

babyphatflirt43

You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here

Scroll all the way down to read replies.

Show all stories by   Author:  34049 ( Click here )

Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
Replies:      
Date: 7/27/2001 7:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 12823    LOL! Thats bad   
Date: 7/27/2001 7:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 34865    thats sad!!! :`(
~Sugar Honey~
  
Date: 7/27/2001 10:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 39176    we don't get it...from Jade_Two and Oujia_Gurl23  
Date: 7/27/2001 10:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34049    awwwwwww..thats just too bad  

Find great Easter stories on Angels Feather
Information Privacy policy and Copyrights

Renasoft is the proud sponsor of the Unsolved Mystery Publications website.
See: www.rensoft.com Personal Site server, Power to build Personal Web Sites and Personal Web Pages
All stories are copyright protected and may not be reproduced in any form, except by specific written authorization

Pages:942 1016 446 697 614 353 1368 1530 531 164 451 1130 372 307 1419 835 233 1000 519 400 145 1043 1451 1225 7 1243 291 383 1505 242 1217 1038 840 338 633 878 1050 912 496 136 740 253 1237 413 802 984 1492 708 343 1484 1420 238 1009 516 34 67 510 651 922 329 944 890 775 1052 1525 896 711 186 1305 813 396 26 699 1491 577 1236 213 316 1199 476 1167 230 1537 1228 418 1557 714 1017 1488 632