InsideUSM MG weekly news13

Hi Mystie here for another broadcast of InsideUSM MG weekly New. I know I haven't written one of these for a long time but it is summer and what better time for me to write it. Today we are going deep inside USM to see How the chat room works. Sure they made up these storys about the "SYSTEM" watching you but that is so untrue and the admins aren't really who you think they are. In fact what runs the chat room are roaches yes icky crunchy dirty roaches. It all starts when you type in the words in the little box and press send as soon as you press send the roaches get to work. The roaches are special they are sentence roaches so when you type the message appears on the roaches back and then when send is press you release the roaches on the screen which then move downard to hurry off the screen so you can type more messages. The roaches work along side the smileys everytime you use a smile it rides along the roaches back until it goes off screen. When you see an admin or "system" it is a special roach that was chosen to carry the messages. and when you are kicked out of the chat the roaches are the ones holding the boot. Lets go now and see how this works *camara watches roaches* Hey what are they doing.... why are they looking at me.... AAAHHHH *the roaches run towards Mystie and start biting her so Mystie frantically tries to chew them off* help .. me *Terminex van drives up and sprays roaches* Well that is all for this episode of MG weekly news this is Mystie signing off!

(Note: No roaches except for the sprayed ones were hurt in the making of this broadcast*

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