Brilliance!
He who laughs last.........thinks slowest.
Everyone has photographic memory.....some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like......well, night.
On the other hand.......you have different fingers.
Change is invetable......except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought.........It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down...........the baffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all........can't rememebr most of it.
Those who live by the sword........get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked.....in a parallel universe.
He's not dead.........he's electroencephalographically challenged.
You might have the right to remain silent.......Anyting you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk......If you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of livingm have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof..........to a sufficiently talented fool.
Its hard to understand how a cemetary riased its burial cost.......and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember.......if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime tou have a 50-50 chance of getting somthing right,..........there is a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if oyu line up all the cars in the world end to end.......someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything.......where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people......make up 75% of the world's population.
Things that come to those who wait.......may be things left by those who got there first.
A fine is a taz for doing wrong......a tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
I wished the buck stopped here.........as i could use a few.
I started out with nothing......and i still have most of it.
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