There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He didn't move for a half-an-hour. Then, the big trouble-making truck driver stepped up rigth next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying.
The truck driver turned and said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
" No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for and important meeting. My boss became outraged and fired me. When i left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. the police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left ny wallet in the cab.
I went to the house only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting my life to an end, YOU show up and drink my poison.
This isnt that funny, its actually sad , but i thought i might post it anyway. ~D1am0nd0416~ You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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