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10 Signs Your Programmer Is CrAzY

  Author:  16612  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/22/2001 9:50:00 AM)
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Computer programmers tend to be a bit eccentric--after all, hacking all that code at 3 a.m. tends to warp your brain. But how do you know when your programmer has crossed the line from harmless fun to sheer, howling insanity? Below are the top ten signs your programmer is nuts:

10. Drinks caffeine free diet soda.

9. Hasn't even considered charging by the hour.

8. Pours melted chocolate over a stack of floppies and yells, "I included an Easter Egg!"

7. When you ask how the project is coming along, he reads lines of code to you.

6. Uses the year of release for version numbering.

5. "Wanna open a file? Press Escape, Transfer, Load."

3. Uuencodes software and reads the file from right to left for secret messages.

2. Four words: Press F1 to reboot.

1. Wears pizza, eats T-shirts.

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Date: 6/22/2001 10:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 16845    lol, cute I like the last one, lol  
Date: 6/22/2001 10:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 31834    hehe those are really cute!   
Date: 6/22/2001 10:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 30895    hey i dont wear pizzas and eat T-Shirts. Now wheres my monocule, Ah here it is *picks up onion ring and sticks it in his eye*, Ooooo its time for dinner, *picks up Tai Take away* (get it Tai - Tie, Ahhh I kill myself at times).........<Python>  
Date: 6/23/2001 12:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 13897    hmmmmm....sounds like...hehe, i won't say. (^_^)  
Date: 6/24/2001 6:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 23619    lol those are funny  
Date: 6/26/2005 2:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    lol  

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