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Things you'll never hear a guy say!!! I promise...By:ooperstar

  Author:  26557  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/20/2001 4:41:00 PM)
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Ok guys here are some of the things you'll never ever hear a guy say! At least I haven't LOL!

1) Honey did you need some help cleaning the house today!

2) Would you like some extra money to go shopping with today

3) How about we go see the mother in law today!!!!!!!

4) Do you want to go garage saling today?

5) Is there anything I can get you while I'm up?

6) Could I watch the kids while you go run errands!

7) Can I rub your back?

8) Can I brush your hair?

9) Let's watch a romantic movie together?

10) Oh no I'll do the dishes!

11) you watch the game I'll go get the door...or Phone!

12) While I'm at the store do you need me to pick up some of those girlie things!!!

13) Would you like to watch something else!

14) Would you like to take over the bills!

15) Do you need more time on the phone!!!!

Ok you guys probably won't find the humor in these....But I did!!!:)

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Date: 6/20/2001 4:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    LMAO!! Well I sure can see the humour in them!! Oh these are soooooooo true!!! good post! xoxo Ladyluck  
Date: 6/20/2001 4:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 17396    That is SOO ture, but # 14, didnt' make since to me, I am NOT a blonde!
Tiger Lily
  
Date: 6/20/2001 4:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 23367    I dont know about aking over the bills, you better keep the bills..lol: )~  
Date: 6/20/2001 4:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL, yep that'll never happen  
Date: 6/20/2001 4:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 28660    14. made perfect sense to me. I'm in charge of paying the bills and I hate it. Every one of these hit home for me. So true. Dust Bunny  
Date: 6/20/2001 4:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 23796    Well, I guess My Hubby is a one of a Kind then...because he says #4,#5,#6, and #10..LOL, I guess I should stop complaining about him, huh? LOL **ShadowVixN**  
Date: 6/20/2001 5:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 33803    hehehe! It's true!  
Date: 6/20/2001 5:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 12709    The sad thing is, I have heard my stepdad say at least half of these to my mom. He's abnormal!!! LOL!!  
Date: 6/20/2001 5:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 11749    lol... now I know that's right! Thanks for posting Ooperstar!  
Date: 6/20/2001 5:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 26557    Well that is a wonderful thing cool blizzard!!!
Your mom is lucky!
  
Date: 6/20/2001 6:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 8050    that is so true w/ most guys but i have no problem w/ any of tho's
Date: 6/20/2001 8:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 37042    I've said 10. But with 12, however, you women just don't understand, that is a threat to our manhood.
Date: 6/20/2001 8:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 37042    I've said 5, 7 and 10. But with 12, however, you women just don't understand, that is a threat to our manhood.
Date: 6/20/2001 9:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 28071    Never. I hate that word. Dave   
Date: 6/21/2001 8:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 12637    Well I must be the perfect guy, (raised by all women helps groom a young man) because I say all of these things 50 percent of the time, I wouldn't be a man if I didn't express how I feel though, I'd be a puppet. Ryphis  
Date: 6/22/2001 7:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 34794    lol, these were ALL very funny. lol. funn...y   
Date: 8/9/2001 10:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 35042    LOL! I say, 5, 7, 8, 12, 13 I imagine depending on the girl, I could say more! lol  
Date: 2/21/2007 2:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 13283    Cool ! How did I miss these ? I remember this era very well . Razzy aka  

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