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Reasons why it's so great being a girl!!! By:ooperstar

  Author:  26557  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/19/2001 7:53:00 AM)
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1) We ALWAYS get what we want...right girls!

2) We're so much prettier!!!!

3) We don't have to do all that hard thinking stuff...like put gas in the car, mow the lawn, or change the oil...life is great!!!

4) Your dad's always love us...and mom well we just bake a few cookies and send em' over and a few minutes later we got her in the palm of our hand!

5) We can bat our eyes and wala...hey look I have a new watch!!! Oh Boy!

6) We can always act stupid....if it's ever needed!

7) A backrub can fix anything!!!

8) Whining is the only tool we'll ever need!

9) We don't have to watch that sports stuff...that's ALWAYS on tv.

10) All we have to do is take the batteries out of the remote and wala we can watch whatever we want oprah...and Days Of Our Lives!

11) If we ever run out of razors...we can just use yours...it works so great to!

12) If we break a fingernail....we don't have to go to work!!! YAY!!!

13) We never have to worry about running out of shoes cause all we have to do is look in the closet and wala there's 50 pairs!!!

14) If it's cold out side...we can just send you guys out to warm up the car!

15) We never have to worry about dad's....you just have to worry about ours...tee hee!!! :)

Couldn't help myself guys!!!

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Date: 6/19/2001 8:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 17693    ummmmmmmmmm....i guess this could have been a cute post. If you want a guy that wants you a sitting doll. This is all mostly mindless, blonde, ditzy qualities that frankly i dont really wanna posess, and no rightful decent minded guy really looks for. ISH! Ill admit the dont worry about dad thing. Who cant love little me?! my boyfriend's mom loves me almost more than him. And yes, i am my dad's princess....all the rest i would disregard  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:02:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 26557    Oh my gosh LOL! That's why I put it in the humor section....Please don't get all offended!
I'm only trying to give people a good laugh...I know I like a good laugh...but maybe your right and it wasn't funny at all...so sorry if I offended you really I am!!!
  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 6528    I kinda agree with STar Princess...I don't know about everyone else, but *I* hafta mow the lawn!  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 26557    Oh gosh I just feel so bad...I didn't think someone would get so offended...I'm sorry!
But on the other hand I'm just me being me...and I like that and I don't want to change that I put this up in the humor section for a laugh!
You know what though I'm glad I put it up....cause I like it and that's all that matters.. If I thought it was funny then that's all I need...If someone else get a laugh or two out of it then that's even better...cause I like to make people laugh cause when they are laughing that means their having a good time!
But thank you for your post...all opinions are different and I greatly respect that!
  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 15777    these are ALL so right and ALL so true..I love it!!! lmao...love it love it love it!!! Women rule! As much as men think they rule well let them think that because yes they have the harder jobs but hey...they are workin for us...lmao
  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 15823    I found it funny ... I really did.
But then I'm a bloke and agree with it. LOL!
  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 15777    I don't agree with them ooper...its all in the fun!!! lol my panties arn't in a bunch...I fallow you on this one...hey I work hard I make more than my man does and I'm blonde too so there you go!!!! nah nah nah nah nah....But I still go by mostly ALL of these..hee, hee  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 26557    LOL Boofy well I'm glad you liked it..thanks for sharing!
Oh and I knew you would reply soesis!!!

  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 31980    ummmmmmmmmmmm...i guess this could have been a cute post. If you want a guy that wants a sitting doll. This is all mostly mindless, blonde, ditzy qualities that frankly i dont really wanna posess, and no rightful decent minded guy really looks for. ISH! Ill admit the dont worry about dad thing. Who cant love little me?! my boyfriend's mom loves me almost more than him. And yes, i am my dad's princess...all the rest i would disregard  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 31980    JK im a guy i wanted to say the same thing as the first person with a comment lol  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 19482    LOL!!! HeeHee, I really liked these!! They describe me perfectly!! LOL!! Love, Hugs, and Vanilla Frosting,  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 30272    Some of them describe me but some of them dont.

Jennifer
  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 35039    too funny !!!! not offended @ all....and for all of those who do lighten up !!!
Date: 6/19/2001 8:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 17693    I just wanted to set myself straight for anyone else that reads this. I DO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! And probably more twisted than any of you know. This was funny...maybe not break one of my ribs and get a six pack while laughing funny. But it wasnt anything i got offended by! So just to clear it up... I was not offended. I just just stating a point if someone were to base anything on this as fact, because then i would yell somemore on my reply, but i can clearly see this was a post..(JUST A POST) under humor. So i didnt take offense, sorry sooper star (or is it ooper star)  
Date: 6/19/2001 8:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 26557    It's a ooperstar...like on my tag...LOL!   
Date: 6/19/2001 9:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 33925    lmao...ok, these are really funny!! I hope our little male culprits get to see these ones!! heehee..way to go oopster...let em have it!! xoxo Ladyluck  
Date: 6/19/2001 2:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 36869    ISn't it great to be a girl wala,I just turned my bro. into one
Date: 6/19/2001 4:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 26649    i thougt all of these were funny  
Date: 6/20/2001 6:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 31834    lol that is funny  
Date: 6/20/2001 10:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 13283    Hey um , yeah you always get what you want . LOL ! I admit it ! I am well trained .Im gonna write more posts about women coz you give us guys headaches trying to figure you all out ! Raz aka  
Date: 6/22/2001 7:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 34794    lol, those were funny, but a little exageration there. but oh well!!!!!!   
Date: 6/24/2001 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 23619    lol these are great thanx for sharing  

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