This is for TSK & Royaluzi....Us women are fighting back...well or at least trying to! By:oopers

This is for you guys TSK & Royaluzi!!! I just had to do one of these for pay back! A few reasons why us girls do what we do.....

1) why do us women like to shop? Well that's easy because we want to look good for our men!!!

2) Why do us women always ask those unwanted questions, like let's say for example, "How many girls have you been with?" We just want to make sure that if we ever broke up You wouldn't forget about us...and the impact we've made on your life!!!

3) Why do we always put make-up on to got get the mail...etc? Just in case one of you should happen to show up...refer to #1!!!

4) Why do we whine? Well were not stupid! We think it's a cute way of getting what we want...it works right?

5) Why do we talk so much? Well we just like to make it easier on you guys....Cause we know we have much more interesting things to say!!!

6) Why do us women always say things like..."Awww that's so cute?" Well now hey that's just cause we're cuter!!!

7) Why do us women like to flirt? Well we're just getting practice so when we come home we always have the right things to say to get you in a good mood!

8) Why do we get moody during that time of the month? Well who says we're the moody one's your just mad because we can't perform any special tasks for you! Well and...I'm not gonna say it!

9) Why do we always make you change the oil...and gas up the car? Well we thought you liked doing that kind of stuff! Don't complain so much...GOODNESS!

10) Why don't we think before we speak? Hey we are just creative...now don't be getting all jealous!!!

11) Why do we get upset when we see you watching the new Britney Spears video? Cause we don't want you to have a heart attack! Oh and we know you don't want to spend even more money on us...just so we can look better after seeing Britney's new b**b job!!!! So we're just worried about your health!

12) Why do we inflict our diets on you? refer to #11 buddy....we're just worried about your health!

13) Why do we make you come to visit mother-in-law...your favorite!!! ???? Well we don't want you to get lonely and bored sitting at home all by yourself..besides mom would love to see you....and give those 20 questions...we wouldn't want you to miss out on that...now would we!

14) Why do we buy the most expensive thing we can get our hands on? Well you don't want us to be walking down the street one day and have our shoes fall apart now do you?

15) Why don't we deposit money in the bank? Well we thought you decided to do the bills...oh and we don't want to be late cooking supper now do we?

LOL! Ok now we have it....just some of the answers to your silly questions! Guys your killing us! LOL :)...but keep trying!

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