Here are ten things you'll just never see.
1. Robert Downey Jr. outside of prison.
2. Jack Nicholson slicing through your bedroom door with an axe, shouting "Here's Johnny!".
3. Saddam Hussein give a speech on what it means to be a humanitarian.
4. Al Gore give tips on how to be entertaining.
5. Al Gore at the Improv.
6. Bill Clinton talk about how important good morals are to him.
7. George W. Bush giving an intelligent speech.
8. Mike Tyson's new book "How to treat your lady proper".
9. Mike Tyson's other new book "I didn't eat Evander Holyfields ear!!!"
10. O.J. Simpson call the cops and say he has the real killers handcuffed.
LOL! Hope you enjoyed!
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