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10 Things you Never want to hear the Exterminator say...Privatelady

  Author:  32070  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/13/2001 9:42:00 PM)
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This is the bug exterminator now, Not Arnold S.

10."EEEEEKKK! 9.Exterminator down! Exterminator down! 8. "The good news is, you have termites." 7"Do you have a large net?" 6."You know, I'm also a Taxidermist." 5. "Ma'am, I'm afraid you need to let me take the oatmeal cookies with me." 4. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" 3. "Hi, I'm Willie Nelson and I'll be your exterminator today>" 2."Shazbot! I accidentally killed Mindy!" 1. "Bend over." Hope you like them.

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Date: 6/13/2001 10:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 31048    LOL, those were funny!!!! thanx for sharing! *~blondie~*  
Date: 6/13/2001 10:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Oh My!!!!! these were funny!!!  
Date: 6/13/2001 11:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 35231    Those are funny. LOL. i'm gonan tell people some of those. 7WordsSeanOlson  
Date: 6/14/2001 2:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 27051    LOL!!! -Dude of war  
Date: 6/14/2001 3:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    LOLOLOL!!! Very funny. Thanks for sharing .................  
Date: 6/25/2001 3:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 23619    lol!!  
Date: 9/4/2005 4:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    Those would be rather comical.  

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