An eye doctor, a heart surgeon, and an HMO director die and are all in heaven. Good Saint Peter asks the eye doctor why he should be allowed into heaven. The doctor explained to Peter that he helped people save or regain their eye sight so they could enjoy God's beautiful world.
"Excellent," Saint Peter proclaims, "welcome to heaven."
Peter asks the heart doctor what he did that would allow him to get into heaven.
"I saved lots of men and women from death from heart attacks and a multitude of heart diseases," the doctor told him.
"Wonderful," Saint Peter declares, "welcome to heaven, my son."
Peter then turns to the HMO executive and asks what he was on earth.
"I was a big wheel for an HMO," the man replied.
"Welcome to heaven, my son," Saint Peter exclaimed, "but you have to leave in two days." You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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