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A sad story about a Chiquita Banana...~amers~

  Author:  7574  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/13/2001 7:20:00 PM)
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Well, I was fruit/vegetable shopping the other day...and they had a big plastic inflatable chiquita banana hanging from the ceiling...it read "not to be used as a floatation device" I almost imagined someone in the middle of the ocean hanging onto a banana for dear life...sad isn't it.

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Date: 6/13/2001 7:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 20296    hey!!!! Does this mean I cant use MY banana for surfing????  
Date: 6/13/2001 7:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 7574    Sorry C...but it's against the rules...the banana wouldn't lie.  
Date: 6/13/2001 7:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 20296    AWWW!!!! now I am a criminal and a rule breaker awwwww!!! me feel bad I promise to retire the banana....he was sure fun though I will put him in the closet with my inflatable gorrilla and kumquat he will be in good company.  
Date: 6/14/2001 3:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 33803    hehehehe!  
Date: 7/29/2001 3:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL, I would hope no one would use it as one!!  
Date: 7/5/2002 3:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 57656    dat funny.."AAAAAAH!MONKEY SHARK!!!!!"lol

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