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Us chicks ROCK!!!! :) *SunAngel*

  Author:  20956  Category:(Discussion) Created:(6/13/2001 6:05:00 PM)
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Hey all! *HUGS*

Wow have missed you guys!! Anyway, got this sent to me and i thought it was heaps cute. Just a few reason why us chicks rule the world!! LOL....enjoy :D

luv *SunAngel*

*We got off the Titanic first. *We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. *Taxis stop for us. *We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. *No fashion faux pas we make could EVER rival the Speedo. *We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. *If we forget to shave, no one has to know. *We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear. *We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. *We have the ability to dress ourselves. *We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. *There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. *We'll never regret piercing our ears. *We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. *We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway

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Date: 6/13/2001 6:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 29526    LOL,very funny,i liked that!well i normally do like the turth,women DO rule this world& men are ourlittle slaved,altho they dont think thatead my story abot boys,its called just leave it to a boyoon angel  
Date: 6/13/2001 6:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 34361    Oh how true! I Like the parts where we get outta tickets, and taxis stop for us. Oh the benefits...(Smile)  
Date: 6/13/2001 6:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 28899    That's funny, but I do kinda look like a frog in a blender when I "dance"!  
Date: 6/13/2001 6:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    hmm, somehow this post doesnt seem very fair!! hehe j/k, You mean you dont picture the person your talking to naked?? lol Mr DJ  
Date: 6/13/2001 6:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20956    LOL @ Mr DJ!! Why ofcourse i do....in fact iam picturing you that way now *evil grin* (jk)  
Date: 6/13/2001 6:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    See, lol, I knew that wasnt true, haha -- Mr DJ  
Date: 6/13/2001 7:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 32789    hey! you are right! i feel better already. meru
Date: 6/26/2001 9:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 37131    cool. you know thats only a few reasons why we woman rock.
Date: 7/31/2002 1:28:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   I am so glad I am a girl LOL

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