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This is a good one!!! You have to read it!!!!!!! :):)

  Author:  35109  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/21/2001 12:57:00 PM)
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Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Thursday, which is Good Friday, we're having a Father's Day party for mother's only. Admission is free, pay at the door, pull out a chair and sit on the floor.

Late one night in the middle of the day, two dead soldiers got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, pulled out their swords and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise, got up and shot the twice dead boys. If you don't believe me, ask the blind man who saw it all, through a knothole in a wooden brick wall. ~~~ Sweet Kisses ~~~

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Date: 5/21/2001 1:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    LMAO!! Ok this is cute, I had to read it twice to get the full affect!! xoxo Ladyluck  
Date: 5/21/2001 1:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 3538    Thanks for sharing Sweet Kisses!  
Date: 5/21/2001 1:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 14474    Very creative. Is this your own work? ~ shotime  
Date: 5/21/2001 1:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 36610    wicked!!!! that woz fantastic although i did have to read it about 3 times to really understand it! good post! did u write it yourself?
Date: 5/21/2001 1:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 28125    pretty good...how funny...I think I have heard the second one...LOL...ICL, PA  
Date: 5/21/2001 1:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 32070    LMAO. Very funny. Privatelady  
Date: 5/21/2001 1:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LOL, oh I love the second one..heheh  
Date: 5/21/2001 1:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 32744    It's weird but in a funny way. I liked it cball101
Date: 5/21/2001 1:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 28951    ROFL, it's cute  
Date: 5/21/2001 2:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    Thanks for posting this, it was cute, and I enjoyed it.~Golden Taxi.  
Date: 5/21/2001 2:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 31875    LoL. That was good.
Luv, BartenderG
  
Date: 5/21/2001 4:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35109    hehe thanks guys...i wish i could take credit for writing this but I cant..its out of a magazine but im glad you liked it! Love Sweet Kisses  
Date: 5/21/2001 4:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 21839    That was really cute...makes alot of sense doesn't it...haha...thanks for sharing..
  
Date: 5/22/2001 6:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 13437    LMAO!!!!!!these r really funny!!hehe...thanx for sharing!!  
Date: 10/22/2001 9:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 26217    that was messed up..but really really good!! LOL ..love you sis...skater#3  
Date: 10/15/2005 1:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    HAHAHAHA!! This is AWESOME..I love it. **BOOMARKED** Thanks.   

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