Marriage 101 From Kids Veiwpoint

(I've see some similar before)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips comming. Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, amd people shoukd use them to get to know each other. even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8

On the first day, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'de run home and play dead. The next I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wroteabout me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich. Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldnt want to mess with that. Curt, age 7

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I dont know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with m wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8

It's better for gilrs to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPKE DIDNT GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldnt there? Kelvin, age 8

AND THE #1 FAVORITE IS........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. Ricky, age 10

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