Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Wherever you left it.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I just got a divorce and I keep missing my husband so... I'm going to buy a new gun and try again!------------------------------------------------------------Two old ladies were sitting on a bench in the park. A man walks up, opens up his coat, flashes them, and runs away. One of the ladies asks the other, "What was that??" The other one says, "I don't know, but it needed ironing!"-------------------------------------------------Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak-----------------------------------------A 4-year-old son was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?" "Because," his dad explained, "after you ate the skin off, the meat of the apple came into contact with the air, which caused it to oxidize, thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different color."
There was a long silence. Then the son asked softly, "Daddy, are you talking to me?
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