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10 Signs That Your Parents Crammed Too Much Christianity Down Your Throat!!!! (funny stuff!!!)

  Author:  16612  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/5/2001 6:18:00 PM)
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You might have been raised in an hardcore Christian home if......



1.)In your mind, any other religion besides Christianity is the same as devilworshipping.

2.)You have NEVER even heard of Ozzy Osbourne.

3.)You believe that if something is a bit different from the norm, it MUST be evil.

4.)If you see anyone on the street that looks like they are being an individual, you accost them with bible thumper pamphlets.

5.)You WOULD get WWJD tattood on your shoulder, but of course, you believe that tattoos are sinful.

6.)You throw scripture at people who voice their opinion and it happens to be conrary to your personal beliefs.

7.)If you don't understand something, you just reject it.

8.)You consider marijuana to be an ultra-evil hardcore narcotic,instead of a gift of God.lol

9.)You don't believe in using antibiotics when you're sick, because you are afraid of interfering with "God's will".

10.)You consider an undeveloped embryo with no life experience to be a human life.

LOL. I'll think of more, but this is all for now:)



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Date: 5/5/2001 6:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    Well, I answered yes to one of those questions...lol...  
Date: 5/5/2001 6:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    2, 3, 9, and 10 sounds more like pretty saintly thinking, maybe we should all be practicing those...I have goals to be pure like this some day..|:-Þ~~~ hehe!! Love,  
Date: 5/5/2001 6:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 10754    Heeheehee funny haha.......bet if anyone tried to make fun of the Wiccans, the Buddhists, or the Taoists here, it'd get deleted.......heheha....not  
Date: 5/5/2001 6:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 16442    But Diogenes, Tessek IS Christian, so I guess he can make jokes about his own. But I agree if it was by a non-christian it could be considered offensive.  
Date: 5/5/2001 7:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16612    I'm *technically** Christian.Most Christians would consider me a Pagan or something.I believe in the Wiccan law, and I believe in many Gods and Goddesses.I just accept Jesus and the Christian God as MY God that I pray to.I don't like church, or follwing the heard or the mainstream Christian doctrines.I kinda do my own thing, but when it comes down to technicalities, I'm Christian.LOL. I just dislike most Christians because the majority of them are close-minded,ignorant, and judgemental.  
Date: 5/5/2001 7:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 30312    I dont know if I took it the right way or not, but I do not like #10. This just my opinion, but they are human. Not because I was raised in a religious home, but because I have 3 of my own and I could not imagine being so cruel to them. There are too many women out there who cannot bear a child that would give anything to have that feeling of a baby moving inside of them. I myself am not laughing at that one. Sorry if this was rude, but it just struck me wrong. No hard feelings tho-everyone is entitled to their own opinions. ~Dolly3313~  
Date: 5/5/2001 7:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 11348    haha this is funny stuff!  
Date: 5/5/2001 7:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16612    No problem You're entitled to your opinion.  
Date: 5/5/2001 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 25627    All valid and funny points....except......number 10. Even if one is not Christian, as humans, we should be able to see that anything with a heartbeat is a living organism that deserves it's chance at life. Love and peace  
Date: 5/6/2001 4:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 13897    HAHAHAAAA!!!! that's great, Tessek. how about this: Even after you reject the religion, you find yourself involuntarily praying at night, like you always have for the first 12 years of your life. LOL!! but of course, you stop yourself. =D  
Date: 5/19/2001 10:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 36441    cool.
Date: 2/27/2002 10:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 48960    7.)If you don't understand something, you just reject it.--- Hey I guess you were really raised in this kind of home and havent yet managed to grow out of this mindset.....since your posts about your gayproud teacher says how being homosexual is overtly wrong, and rolemodels shouldnt be gay or shouldnt be known to be gay. I hope you realize the hypocracy in your self proclaimed open mind rejecting sexual orientation that is not quite the norm, and is not something you really understand. By the way- I wonder what kind of "christian" would talk about killing people working in the media and not have any remorse for this all (because their views are not "wholesome" in your mind) .. as if YOU are the sole judge of what is "wholesome" or not, and linking this word to 1960's, as if everything going on then was so wholesome- discrimination against race, gender, religion...etc..) By the way an embryo is a HUMAN it has human DNA it is nothing other than human, scientifically proven. maybe you dont feel it is a LIFE but we know it is ALIVE, so if you think its not a life yet worthy of preservation that's your own opinion, dont confuse facts with philosophy.-Nenayahi

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