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Christina should be classified as a............................

  Author:  21753  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/29/2001 1:42:00 PM)
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Christina Aguilera should be classified as a ditz. She was at an awards ceremony when she won an award. She went backstage when a nice lady came up and said thank you Christina and walked away with her award. In a fit of pitiful tears she went up to the security guard and filed her complaint. He replyed sympathetically or should I say pathetically" It's okay Christina they just took it to ingrave your name into it". You could tell it was her first time winning an award. LOL.

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Date: 4/29/2001 1:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 9713    LOL. I LOVE Christina, but thats still funny!!  
Date: 4/29/2001 1:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 11698    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 4/29/2001 1:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 21376    OMG that was too funny! Is it true?LOL Even if it wasn't that was good... Diana  
Date: 4/29/2001 1:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21753    It's true I heard about it on MTV! LOL  
Date: 4/29/2001 2:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 24734    LOL... @ Christina Agulera!!   
Date: 4/29/2001 2:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 34830    lol... i still love her though!  
Date: 4/29/2001 2:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 20621    ROTFLMAO! That's all I have to say...  
Date: 4/29/2001 3:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 3538    lol,well,I still like her music anyhow.  
Date: 4/29/2001 3:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 24732    Yeah, although I think everyone pretty much figured out she is a ditz a long time ago, that was still funny. (<>..<>Alien  
Date: 4/29/2001 3:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    hehehehehehe...  
Date: 4/30/2001 10:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 26227    LMAO @ Christina Aguilera she is a ditz halfbaked  
Date: 4/30/2001 3:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 27542    lol i still love her but that is so babyish.......rory11............  
Date: 4/30/2001 3:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 27542    i forgot the hehe haha okay hehehehehehehehehe hahahahahahahahahahaha  
Date: 8/26/2004 12:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lol, id probably cry to if it was my first time to win an award. they should have told her why they needed it back. lol.   
Date: 8/26/2004 12:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 13119    laugh all you want, I am pretty sure she is laughing all the way to the bank. Ditz or not, she has talent and the ability to parlay that into a career.  

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