Great Truths About Life That Adults Have Learned

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a tree. 2. There is always a lot to be thank-ful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. 3. One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. 4. Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. 5. The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their tires. 6. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 7. Remember the strong oak tree in your backyard is just a nut that held it's ground. 8. Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside. 9. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. 10. My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely. 11. If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. Look for Great truhts about growing old and the four stages of life. Enjoy! Payne