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AAAAhhhhhh the joy of toilet training!

  Author: 18562  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(4/25/2001 11:55:00 AM)
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My wife and I have 6 kids rainging in age from 6 months to 10 years well a few months ago I was getting my kids ready for bed and my 3 year old daughter had been having trouble getting to the bathroom at night in time...she would wake up and wet herself while running to the bathroom and end up with wet underware...well on one Saterday night I thought maybe if you dont put on any underware when you go to bed at night that will gibe you a few seconds more time to get to the toilet...so I got her in her nightgound
the next day we all got up and went to church and Shannon said since she was so grown up and not peeing in her pants anymore she wanted to dress herself, we thought it was a great idea one less thing to worry about when getting 6 kids ready to go to chruch! We gave her a dress to ware and she dressed herself and looked ok to me...We got to chruch and Shannon was standing on the piue durring a moment of refelction and she bent over to pick somthing up and there she was mooning the congeragation...she had no underware on under her little pink dress!

I grabed her and sat ther down and covered up her hind quarters and her mother wispered to her Where is your underware? she replyed at the top of her lungs

"but Daddy said I didn't have to ware any underware!"

Half the chruch busted up in lafter the other half looked at me as if I were some sort of pervert!

We now belong to another parrish!

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Date: 4/25/2001 11:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 31707    OH MY!!! That is too funny!  
Date: 4/25/2001 12:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 17825    OH MY LOL that is too funny but embarrassing..kids do some of the funniest things to bad they do it at the most inoppertune times lol  
Date: 4/25/2001 12:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    OMG!......this is sooooo Hilarious!....lol!....Children are OUR PRIDE AND JOY!.....HEHEHE!......Excellenct Story...hehehe.  
Date: 4/25/2001 12:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    Hahahahaha!! This is really funny!! gotta love the logic of a three year old!! Ladyluck  
Date: 4/25/2001 12:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 33517    lol I know what it is like with a three year old. must of been embarrassing. Thanks for sharing ~~Tinaluck~~  
Date: 4/25/2001 12:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 33941    Ahh! Poor you, that would of been most embarrassing.
I have 3 girls & I can relate to those types of
situations. Cute Story!By the way, how in the world did you
get through the potty training stage. My 1st was
a breeze as I was a stay at home mom then but now
I work & my 2 year old is more than ready but she
needs coaching. Do you have any suggestions.
Date: 4/25/2001 12:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 4548    LOL!!! that's a great story, thanks for sharing!  
Date: 4/25/2001 12:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 28086    HAHA CUTE DAUGHTER YOU HAVE  
Date: 4/25/2001 12:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    OMG!!!! LOL The stuff kids say. hehehe, thanks for sharing this!  
Date: 4/25/2001 12:35:00 PM    Cute story!
Date: 4/25/2001 12:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 25556    OMG you must have been mortified. none the less it was cute. Your husband must have felt so bad.  
Date: 4/25/2001 1:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 27028    haha! oh my god that i sso funny! especially in a churhc!  
Date: 4/25/2001 1:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 17516    That is hysterical! LOL I love it.  
Date: 4/25/2001 2:04:00 PM    That was relly funny! i laughed out loud!!
Date: 4/25/2001 2:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 8941    lol...that is so funny. You never know when kids are going to send one at you like that, do you?  
Date: 4/25/2001 2:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 32269    Kids say the Darndest things....exspecialy in really loud voices in really big crowds!~Isis
Date: 4/25/2001 4:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 30318    that is so precious!!! i bet she's soooo cute...dayzie  
Date: 4/25/2001 4:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 8817    HA HA HA that is so funny! Kids do the darndest things! I love hearing the cute stories that other peoples little ones do and say. Thank you so much for sharing. -Alissa  
Date: 4/25/2001 4:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 8817    kids do tend to always say the right things at the wrong time>.< i remember awhile ago when this lad larretta use to always come over.. My mom highly disliked her but was always nice and never said anything to her. well one day she came over and my brother walks right up to her all proud gives her a smirk and says " why you here? My mommy don't like you" my mom just about died...  
Date: 4/25/2001 5:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 32193    OMG..hoe embarrassing is that??? Really embarrass Poor you!! SnowPrincessing!!  
Date: 4/26/2001 5:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 31048    OMG how funny!!! LOL, this is so cute!!!  
Date: 4/27/2001 11:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 31834    does anybody else have any emabarrising potty training moments????  
Date: 7/25/2002 7:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 25483    LMAO! Oh man, poor you. A delight to read...but still, poor you.   
Date: 6/27/2005 8:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    LMAO!  
Date: 12/21/2005 2:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 46486    That is too funny!  
Date: 2/20/2007 2:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    OMG, LMAO!!!!!  

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