ok my friend told me this so don't laugh at me :p heheh
ok 3 guys were traveling through Indian territory when the cheif stopped them. "You cannot pass through here" he said "Now that you are here, you must die and we are going to use your skin for our canoes" the 3 men were outraged!!! the britsh man said " Why can't we just pass??" cheif:"This is our land and now we must kill you" the french guy said"Can we choose the weapon we want so we can die with pride?" the cheif said it was ok so the british man asks for a gun, then mutters something under his breath and they shoot him and use his skin for a canoe. the french guy asks for a knife and he mutters something under his breath and they kill him and use his skin for a canoe! Now the last guy, who is an American, asks for a fork and he begins stabbing himself. The cheif asks what he was doing and he replied "I don't know but screw your canoe!!!!"
LOL I know it was dumb but I thought it was funny!! hehehe ok I have to go tell you one more joke!!
be sure to read it!! :p
hugz
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it sounds better when you say it!! hehehe ~hugz~ 
