the drunk driver

late one friday night in north dakota a police officer was sitting outside a bar in his cruiser waiting to see who decided to drink and drive. after about an hour of waiting he saw a man stumble out of the bar and go over to a car and try his key. The man found that this wasn't his car and after trying several others finally found the right one. all the while other people were leaving and driving home but the officer had this man pegged he was gonna pull this guy over. meanwhile the man got his car started and backed up then pulled forward and backed up again eventualy he found his way out of the parking lot and onto the road. after a couple of miles of swerving the officer decided to pull the man over. he asked the man to take a breathalizer, so he blew into the tube but it registered as 0.0 to the officers dismay. so the officer told the man that they were going to go back to the station to use the breathalizer there when the man said."there is nothing wrong with your breathalyzer its my week to be the designated decoy"

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