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Date: 4/10/2001 8:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 31673
I didn't see the other suggestions you got, so I hope this isn't a repeat of something someone already suggested . . . A funny one that I heard once. . . You hear loud music blaring in the background and the person you are calling says "Hello?" After a few moments he says "Hello?" again. Then he says "I can't hear you, let me turn the music down. . .hold on." Then you hear the music turn down and the person comes back and says "Hello?" Then after a moment the person says, "Just kidding! This is an answering machine! You know what to do, so do it!" LOL! I thought that was funny. Of course, I wouldn't put it on my work phone or anything, but I still crack up when I think of that one!! Melodious  |
Date: 4/10/2001 9:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 16865
"This is the psychic hotline answering machine. Think about your name... think about your number... we'll think about calling you back." OR "I'm home. I'm just avoiding someone. Leave a message. If I don't call back... Then it's you!"  |
Date: 4/10/2001 9:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 3538
LOL@ Melodious!!!That one is really good!!!  |
Date: 4/10/2001 9:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21376
LOL those are great! Thanks!LOL I love it!I thought I would try every answer To this post out one by one a new one everyweek and see what happens!LOL This has got to work for me I hope! Will keep you all posted! LOL (((HUGS))) You all are great! Diana  |
Date: 4/10/2001 9:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 23610
Hi Diana...there are some great websites with ideas for OGM...take a look at these....http://www.cs.utah.edu/~scook/html/answer.htm....and....http://www.eyrie.org/~thad/strange/amm.html....Some of them are pretty funny. -Lady Nyx  |
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Date: 4/10/2001 9:15:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21376
Thank you Lady Nyx! I will do that!LOL (((Hugs))) Right this minute! LOL Diana |
Date: 4/10/2001 9:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 25390
LOL! *takes a bow* I feel so loved, Diana!! =Odd=  |
Date: 4/10/2001 2:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 18551
we're sorry, the number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. if you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check your number and dial again....  |
| Date: 4/10/2001 8:22:00 PM From Authorid: 26717 I OWE, I OWE, I OWE SO OFF TO WORK I GO!!! |
Date: 4/10/2001 10:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 29526
well this isnt funny but mine has 1 of my birds laughing & it says,'sorry we cant come to the phone right now,but leave a message & say hello.I dont know it is kinda weird but before we had the maching the bird use to say hello till it stopped rining.moon angel  |
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Date: 4/12/2001 5:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 28363
Those are all pretty funny. The one I had was *the number you are dialing is not in service, please hang, try again or dial the operator* (repeat this twice in a robotic tone) this is a message.* That used to trip everybody out. <donno>  |
Date: 5/15/2001 5:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 12103
lol....i dont have any good ones..but i think ill visit that site upabove..hehe  |
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