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Answering Machine humor! I find this annoying and kinda funny.

  Author:  21376  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/10/2001 8:11:00 AM)
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I am not home all all that much and have had an answering machine for years. Even though it says MY Name and the number they called... I get alot of messages that aren't for me! At least once or twice a week!So I will put a new OGM on it and still Get calls for other people! So after all this time I got so agravated with it and Last night I made a All new OGM>>> I said my name and slowly spelt my last name...And do you know that this morning I got a bussness call for a Mr. Phillips who I might add name isn't even close to mine? No where near mine! Whats with these people!LOL Poor Mr.Phillips...He maybe missing a great Bussiness deal due to another idiot who just doesn't listen to OGM'S! LOL Just though I would share this,LOL Diana

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Date: 4/10/2001 8:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 25390    LOL that's pretty sad!!! My OGM says, "Hi welcome to Jimmy's Chicken Shack. Courtney and Darla can't come to the phone. Please leave your order at the beep." I'm a mess. =Odd=  
Date: 4/10/2001 8:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21376    LOL =Odd= thats great! I have even has my daughter put on OGM's and still get other peoples messages. I even changed my Number last year and have once again People calling and leaveing messages! LOL I just don't get it! LOL I guess I need something like that! Do you think that'll work? Diana  
Date: 4/10/2001 8:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 25390    hehe, well you could try it. or say something like, "hello you've reached the house of ______. If you do not recognize this name, chances are you got the wrong number. I do not know a Mr. Phillips! But if you are calling for ___ please leave a message!" or something like that  
Date: 4/10/2001 8:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    LOL that must be annoying. LOL@Odd. I've only just today got an answering service. So will keep that one in mind. ~Aussie Girl  
Date: 4/10/2001 8:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 16865    Man I get those all the time. We lose our phone when it rains all the time so I have to go to decatur to use my friends phone to change the message. Once I put water in my mouth and then said "Our phone line are under water today, please call when they dry out or leave a message after the beep." It sounded hilarious and I had so many mssgs of "Hey, so n so said to call and listen to this." LOL  
Date: 4/10/2001 9:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 23948    hahaha thats funny. Those stupid people! LOL Little Brat  
Date: 4/10/2001 9:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 25390    LMAO dotchi!!  
Date: 4/12/2001 7:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 32794    LOL, this happens to us sometimes once we got this call where i guess a coach saying " Hey Dany today the cahmpioship game practice you bettter come" and it was the wrong number i wonder what happened to him. Cat Lurver =^o.o^=
Date: 4/17/2001 6:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 27665    Diana ,I get the same kind of calls on a regular basis, one day I even call the bill collector company and asked to speak with the manager or supervisor because I was just that fed up. I even getcalls from a school about how my kid was'nt there today, glad to say that is not my kid,and when i tried to call back to thaat school they had no idea of who they were call because its done by a computer and there was no name given and they could not match the phone number with a student, imaginre that. Hey thanks for sharing, I guess the next business call or wrong number maybe we should just talk to the person until they become irratated enough not to call back.LOL
Date: 5/20/2001 12:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 12709    Oh jeez.... we changed our phone number recently, and we CONSTANTLY get wrong numbers. We especially get calls for a construction company called "Cordy Blue" or something like that. Their letterhead mixed up 2 of the numbers, so their phone number is very similar. It's SOOOO annoying when we get these calls... so now I'm thinking of creative things to say when we get wrong numbers. It's pretty fun.  

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