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the mission

  Author:  10266  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/9/2001 7:56:00 PM)
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several years ago nasa was planning a one man mission to mars. they had picked there candidate very carefully. it was a rigorous training program, but the pilot endured them all. they trained him to say "take me to your leader" in seventeen different languages. well the day of the launch arrived everything went perfect it was a great take off. the trip to mars was long and boring with nothing to do but finally he arrived at mars. the landing was successful as the door opened the pilot looked out in amazment at the beautiful fields which stretched out in front of him thats when he saw the most beautiful girl he had ever dreamed of. she came smiling over his way. he suddenly relised she was eleven feet tall . well he forgot everything they had trained him and said "take me to your ladder lady i'll see your leader later"

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Date: 4/9/2001 8:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    This is a very old joke, I am glad to see it is still around...still makes me laugh!! Thanks for sharing it. Love,  
Date: 4/9/2001 10:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 30318    cute. very cute. thanks for sharing...dayzie  

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