HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE
> >POLITICALLY CORRECT
> >
> >She is not a BABE or a CHICK -
> >She is a BREASTED AMERICAN
> >
> >She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER -
> >She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
> >
> >She is not EASY -
> >She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
> >
> >She is not DUMB -
> >She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
> >SUPERHIGHWAY
> >
> >She has not BEEN AROUND -
> >She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
> >
> >She is not an AIRHEAD -
> >She is REALITY IMPAIRED
> >
> >She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -
> >She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
> >
> >She is not HORNY -
> >She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED
> >
> >She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS -
> >She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED
> >
> >She does not NAG YOU -
> >She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
> >
> >She is not a SLUT -
> >She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
> >
> >She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is
> >PECTORALLY SUPERIOR
> >
> >She is not a TWO BIT WHORE -
> >She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
> >
> >He does not have a BEER GUT -
> >He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
> >
> >He is not a BAD DANCER -
> >He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
> >
> >He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME -
> >He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
> >
> >He is not BALDING -
> >He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
> >
> >He is not a CRADLE ROBBER -
> >He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
> >RELATIONSHIPS
> >
> >He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -
> >He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
> >
> >He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG -
> >He has SWINE EMPATHY
> >
> >He does not act like a TOTAL Butthead > >He develops a RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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