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Some People ask the stupidest questions in Resturants/ food establishments, Care to share your funny

Author: 21376 Category:(Discussion) Created:(3/24/2001 6:35:00 PM)
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I work in a deli and we take alot of phone orders, I would like to tell you a few of the stupidest questions I have been asked / and statements....

Phone call... (me)" Daves deli" Lady> "Do you happen to sell Bird seed there?" me> Yes we do... Lady> Great could you just do one more thing for me, could you just give my husband directions to your store I am so bad at things like that!"

Me> Daves Deli Man> Yeah, ah do you have shrimp? I have this craveing for shrimp? Me> Yes we do sir we have a shrimp dinner for $5.45. Man> Really, is your Deli open for dinners now? Me> Yes it is would you like to place an order/ Man>Yea ah gimme ah Cheeseburger with fries. Me> anything else? Man . thats it me>so you want a shrimp dinner and a cheeseburger Platter? Man> No shrimp, just A cheeseburger platter and could you hold the cheese?

Lady> What comes on your cheese burger deluxe? Me> Lettuce Tomato onion pickles mayo and Ketchup. Lady> Oh, could I have that but could you put a hamburger patty on that I am not a vegetarian.

Lady> Hi I am tring to find the number of the store down the street from you, could you give me the number? Me> Sure 411

Girl> Could I have the flounder dinner? But could you hold the fish I'm alergic. Me> Ohkkkkkk

Me> Hello Daves Deli, Lady> Ummm I think I have the wrong number, Is this the Star? Me> No this is Daves Deli Lady> Could you give me your number, I just want to know if I dialed wrong! Me> OMG! click

Man> I will have a Ham and swiss hero with mayo on white bread. Me> do you want a hero or white bread. Man>Getting angry... I want a Ham and swiss hero with mayo on white! Me> Ok... I make him his hero between two peices of white bread! I never saw him again!

Me> Daves Deli, Man, I would like to place an order with your grill, Me> Ok, what would you like/ Man > I would like to speak to your grill,everytime I place and order with you guys you make the order wrong,,, Me>Dave this guy wants to talk to the grill,cause we screw up his order all the time... Dave> Takes phone says ok what'll ya have. then holds the phone to the grill, checking on occcation for the man to finish his order... Man...comes in for his order and is furious it isn't made,,, Dave> Maybe next time you will want to place an order with one of my girls instead of the kitchen equipment!

These are just a handfull of them, I would love to hear some of your funny/stupidest questions you've been asked... Diana

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Date: 3/24/2001 6:45:00 PM From Authorid: 16845 LMAO!!!!!! Oh man love the last one!

Date: 3/24/2001 6:55:00 PM From Authorid: 20921 OMg!!!!! those were so funny. thanx for sharing

Date: 3/24/2001 6:56:00 PM From Authorid: 18928 i really enjoyed these. ive worked at soooooo many food places i was used to those kind of things, now im older i probably am the stupid customer! lol thanks for the laugh.

Date: 3/24/2001 6:58:00 PM From Authorid: 11906 lol, man that is soo funny sometimes people can
be sooo dumb!

Date: 3/24/2001 7:16:00 PM From Authorid: 18928 i really enjoyed these. ive worked at soooooo many food places i was used to those kind of things, now im older i probably am the stupid customer! lol thanks for the laugh.

Date: 3/24/2001 7:31:00 PM From Authorid: 24404 this happens all the time and not all the workers are BLONDE...example...tonight we call CeCe Pizza to make an order...girl "hello cece's can I take your order?"...my son "Yes, I'd like to order your giant all meat pizza with extra cheese"...girl "Okey, you want a giant cheese pizza"...my son "No, and he repeats the order"...girl insists on the giant cheese thing....my son winds up repeating what we want three times....girl "Okey, your name"...my son "James"...girl "What ?" ...my son winds up repeating this three or four times as well....like I said and she's not blonde either....well, we go pick up the pizza and what do we get...? Three giant all cheese pizzas for the low low price of $7.99...did we complain ? ...no but "GO Figure!!!"...maryjane

Date: 3/24/2001 7:52:00 PM From Authorid: 13370 I work at McDonalds in the lobby area half of the time. There are so many stupid people that I could write a book. One of the stupidest things that a customer asked me is..."Which lid fits this drink"? I showed her where it had the labels showing which sizes were which & I said it says there. And then she asks "Well how do you know which sizes are which"? I pointed at each label & read the sizes to her. I've had lots of customer ask which size fits their drink. I've had lots of customers ask which coffey (sp?) is regular & which is decaffinated when it says in big letters on the coffey pots. Some of the customers that ask that question is people who come to McDonalds almost everyday. There is a man who asks which coffey is decaffinated & when I point to it he say "I don't want decaffinated". One man kept asking "is this coffey" over & over again. I would say that he asked that question about 10 times. Then he asked "Is this tea" then he went back to his original question. There was no reason for him to keep asking that question because I answered it two times when he stared asking those questions & I said it loud enough that he should have heard me. People leave high chairs (They must have adopted their child. If they are too lazy to push their child in it to the enter/exit door then they must be too lazy to create a child.) by tables & some people leave their tray on tables, sometimes with trash on it & sometimes the tray & tray liner is all they leave. When they leave McDonalds they pass by the trash can, so their is no excuss except that they are lazy. A lot of people leave only straw wrappers or dirty napkins on the tables. Most of the customers unwrap their straws & leave the wrappers on the lobby counter or whatever it's called even tho there is a trash can next to the straws. Why can't they wait to sit down before they do that anyway? The a lot of the coffey drinkers put sugar, equal, or cream in their coffey at the lobby counter & make a mess. Why can't they wait to sit down to do that & make a mess on the table instead? I hate when people spill something or make a mess & won't clean it up themselves. A friend of mine was dumping his trash & dropped some trash in the front of the trash can. He picked it up & the guy he was sitting with said "We paid for our meal. Let McDonald's pick it up. That's what they are paid to do. He made me the maddest that any customer has made me so far. I was about to tell him that he much have me confused with a maid, but he lft before I could say that to him. Those are the most stupid things that cusomers have done that I can think of at this moment. I'm glad I'm not the only person who has stupid customers. Thanks for sharing your experiences. The last one is the funniest.

Emerald

Date: 1/1/2002 1:09:00 PM From Authorid: 16376 LOL!! those were too funny

Date: 1/2/2008 6:13:00 PM From Authorid: 12072 omg, place an order with the grill--loved that one! lol!

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