The 5 little pigs!

Five pigs went into a bar. The first pig asked for one glass of beer. He drank it and asked where the bathroom was. The bartender said "down the hall and to the right."

The second pig ordered 2 glasses of beer. He drank them and asked where the bathroom was. The bartender said "down the hall and to the right."

The third pig ordered 3 glasses of beer. He drank them down, then asked where the bathroom was. The bartender said "down the hall and to the right."

The fourth pig ordered 4 glasses of beer. He drank them down then asked where the bathroom was. The bartender said "down the hall and to the right."

The fifth pig ordered 5 glasses of beer. He drank them down, paid his tab, then began to leave. The bartender stopped him and said, "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" The pig replied, "No. I'm the one that goes wee-wee all the way home!"

*sweet honey*

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