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the blond and the paint

  Author:  21912  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/9/2001 11:45:00 PM)
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A man wanted his porch painted for cheap. He put signs up asking for a painter, no experience necessary. He got a reply within hours. It was beautiful blonde woman. She said " I'll paint for you but tell me, how much do you pay?" He answered, "$200 and you'll have to buy your own supplies."

"I'll do it," she replied.

He then smiled and said, "Good, I want you to paint the porch, the whole porch, green."

She nodded and said, "Alright." So she went on her way to do her job.

A couple hours later she knocked on the door and said, " I'm finished."

The man looked at her wide-eyed and said "Already? The whole thing?"

She replied " Yes, all of it." So he payed her and as she was about to leave she said, "Oh, and it's not a porsche, it's a BMW."

*sweet honey*

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Date: 2/9/2001 11:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 18460    LOL!!!! awww...the poor bmw...this is really hilarious!  
Date: 2/10/2001 12:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 25699    yikes!That one stung!Blonde Cherokee  
Date: 2/10/2001 9:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 19482    HeeHee, that's a classic!! ChilliBean  
Date: 2/10/2001 11:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 20835    Thats cute..But..It would be horrible if it were true..=)  

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