A panda bear walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask "would you like any dess..."
Then the panda reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. He wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to leave. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him.
"Wait a minute!" he yells, "You just killed my best waiter! Besides you haven't paid the bill!"
The panda grabs the manager by the throat, lifts him up, and growls, "Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you not know what that means? Why don't you look it up!"
The manager, shaken, goes back to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:
"Panda- a large mammal of the Asianmountain forests related to racoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES." You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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