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Easter Bunny

  Author:  25046  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/9/2001 10:04:00 PM)
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A man was blissfully driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place, and there was candy everywhere. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel just terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed him. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp dead bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped away. He hopped about 50ft and waved again, hopped another 50ft and waved again.

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said, "Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permenant wave."

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Date: 2/9/2001 10:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 9651    LOL how cute!  
Date: 2/9/2001 11:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 25699    This one got a audible laugh from me,cute/THANKS!Blonde Cherokee  
Date: 2/10/2001 9:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 19482    LMAO!! That is soooo cute!! ChilliBean  
Date: 3/23/2001 8:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 20296    LOL!!!! this was great!!! heehee....so cute, gonna tell it to my family at easter dinner  
Date: 7/19/2001 8:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 40359    I need to get my hands on that kind of hair spray. LoveGir9
  
Date: 4/8/2007 12:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles*...Thanks for the laugh, Aludeen. @}-->-->-  

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