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Today's Stock Market

  Author:  25046  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/9/2001 9:42:00 PM)
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Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.

3 new bonds are being issued: *Lewinsky bond: Has no maturity *Gore bond: Has no interest *Clinton bond: Has no principle

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Date: 2/9/2001 9:43:00 PM  ( Admin )   Lol.. very funny. I was wondering what it was going to be about when I read the title. Great post. Thanks.
Date: 2/10/2001 7:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 22250    that is funny  
Date: 2/10/2001 9:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 19482    HeeHee, These are cute!! ChilliBean  
Date: 7/19/2001 8:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 40359    Now I really liked that. Thanks for posting. Those were good. LoveGir9  
Date: 11/23/2001 3:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    lmfao, these r gr8  

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