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Proverbs According to First Graders

  Author:  25867  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/9/2001 7:56:00 PM)
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A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. As you shall make your bed so shall you... mess it up.

Better be safe than... punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the... bug is close.

It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.

You can lead a horse to water but... how?

Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a... Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new... math.

If you lie down with the dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.

The pen is mightier than the... pigs.

An idle mind is... the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke, there's... pollution.

Happy the bride who... gets all the presents.

A penny saved is... not much.

Two's company, three's... the musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose.

Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.

When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way.

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Date: 2/9/2001 8:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LoL. Those were cute! Lemon  
Date: 2/9/2001 8:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    Kids say the darndest things!! LOL!! These are great!! ChilliBean  
Date: 2/9/2001 8:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 20296    i am going to ask my first grader to finish some of these they are soooo cute good post, i bookmarked it  
Date: 2/9/2001 8:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 25699    Thanks for the smiles!These were darlin'!Blonde Cherokee  
Date: 2/9/2001 9:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 23367    lol  
Date: 2/10/2001 6:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    These are halarious!! LMAO. *Sparks_Love*  
Date: 2/18/2001 8:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 12020    lmao...  
Date: 6/6/2005 11:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL!! Very cute, great post!! 80)  

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